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Alteramentum

by Room of Whateva

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1.
Spell 03:57
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Spells don't tell how strong is strong Spells won't tell you I lost my power to speak it I lost my power, weaker I lost my power to speak it, the spell I needed Expecto Patronum, Incendio, Rennervate even Repario and Accio and Silencio I can't start a fire, I can't heal the lier I can't call anyone to help I can only say Nox
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The Real Severus 04:48
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My name is Severus and no one knows why I joined the Death Eaters There's no reasonable explanation for that in the book that you've read Still you think I'm cool because I'm dead because I sacrificed my life for Harry and I did it because I loved Lily But why, why, so why did I join the Death Eaters and why did I think that Voldy would save her for me? You think I'm stupid but still the I'm the bravest man in the world because I'm a Slytherin and I did something very un-Slytherin I sacrificed my life for Harry because I loved Lily and you think you know me My name is Severus and my best friend at Hogwarts and all the world was the red haired girl but she chose to be She chose the Quidditch star over me She symphatised the werewolf while I had shit in my past that no one understood She wanted to have babies with the James with the rich dad and a happy family So how about I tell you all a secret How about I didn't wanna save her at all How about I actually thought that she was way too stupid for someone like me She was unintelligent Oh yeah, she was good at Potions but who wasn't And all that she was doing was using me So I don't give a shit She can go and kiss Slughorn's buttocks She can go and kiss Slughorn's buttocks, all I care She can go and kiss the Quidditch Cup When she goes to sleep beside her James she can go and kiss it, the cold gold
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Draco's Master Plan 02:56
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I heard your kiss with her was wet It didn't go as you planned Listen boy, you won't regret if you come and hold my hand We could have a pet snake coz owls are kind of lame We could start our own Quidditch team make some money with your fame We could hit the wizard rock charts everyone would shout our name We'd do Oscar worthy parts in gay films, have a TV show So c'mon don't be with Cho I would love Love you forever I would love Love you forever Red and green go well together We could have a pet snake coz owls are kind of lame We could start our own Quidditch team make some money with our fame We could hit the wizard rock charts everyone would scream our name We'd do Oscar worthy parts in gay films, have a TV show So c'mon don't be with Cho She ain't got gold I have lots of gold You have lots of gold and we will make more gold
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The Best Few Minutes in Draco's Life (Guitar Version) 04:45
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Draco smirks on the platform Draco is on the train Draco kicks on the train and Draco lies on a lap on the train Harry lies in the armchair Harry lies on the seat Harry flies on his broom and Harry flies on his broom on the Quidditch pitch Why don't you boys just... Draco feeling the stone floor Draco over the sink Draco cries in the bathroom Draco feeling rather weak Feeling rather weak Potter says he's weak Potter says he's... Harry is busy with the broom practise on the Quidditch pitch Harry is busy with the mysteries that lie underneath Harry is busy, too busy with his friend Ron and Hermione does all his homework but still he's He's too busy to see that someone's still waiting on that train that September day their hand reached out Harry runs from the fire Harry runs for his life Harry saves all his friends and Harry takes him behind him on the broom "Finally I'm flying with my hero, with my love I've been waiting for this day It's beautiful like a lil dove I'm holding you My one true love" Harry saved his lil ass again He saved his lil ass again He saved Draco's lil ass again He saved him again Why don't you boys just... Why don't you boys...
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Bla Bla 04:16
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Bla bla finding love Bla bla being loved Bla bla finding someone to accept you as you are Bla bla keeping love Bla bla loving back Bla bla keeping it steady for many years I'd rather go to the guy, ask him if he wants to - (Draco, Draco!) - with me I rather go to the guy, ask him if he wants some action to take place tonight I go to the guy, ask him if he wants some action to take place tonight How about it Potter? Bla bla finding love Bla bla keeping love Bla bla eternal love Bla bla trusting you Bla bla believing in common things we share Oh if you dare (if you care) I'd rather go to the guy Just walk to the guy and ask him if he wants some action to take place tonight I go to the guy, ask him if he wants some action to take place tonight How about it Potter? Would you rather stay here and rot and be so angsty and unconfident and be so, um, emotional So bla bla finding love Oh-my-god-I'm-feeling-like-this Oh bla bla, hormones are just too much for a teen guy Bla bla keeping love Bla bla smiling to girls Bla bla asking them out Why, why should you dare, why should you care when you can just walk to the guy and ask him if he wants some action to take place tonight? I just walk to the guy, ask him if he wants some action to take place tonight How about it Potter? How about you take a chance and not be so damn angsty about everything, unconfident They don't like you, you don't like them It's all complicated Why don't you just (keep it real) come here and let me do things with you?
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FTBA 01:55
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I guess someone forgot to be awesome and now I'm here alone I guess someone thought that it's love to leave me on the platform I guess someone forgot to be awesome and I was left here on the form Hoot hoot, have a nice train ride, it's the ride of your life so enjoy Hoot hoot, have a nice train ride, I won't stand here for long, ahoy I guess someone forgot to be awesome and it's someone who never does I guess someone thought that it's love
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Hotter Than Potter 04:17
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Lil boy Potter thinks he’s so much hotter than me I’ll show him how hot I am Potter is not hotter but Potter is so cute I’d like to take him for a flight on my broom My long smooth broom Listen to me boy, I am a Malfoy I am hotter, hotter than you Potter Do you wanna take a ride on my broom Potter?
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Come or Go 03:48
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You expect me to Expelliarmus you You think I'm soft like a kitten There is no time to hate I won't hesitate to make things go away so listen I'm over the angst, I'm over the scrolls I'm over this silly act of yours I'm over the angst, I'm over the scrolls I'm sick of this act of yours so come or go You expect me to Expelliarmus you You want me to I'm over the angst I'm over the scrolls (oh what do they know) I'm over the assumption they think I should believe I'm over the news, I'm all over the news It's so unimportant You expect me to Expelliarmus you You want me to Expelliarmus you (You expect me to, too, kitten) (Just come, just go) So come or go
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Sock 01:14
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Dobby wants to give you a sock Dobby wants to give you a sock Dobby wants to give you a sock Dobby always messes things up Red sock, green sock, blue sock, orange sock, striped sock, spotty sock, sock Wool sock, cotton sock, furry sock, long sock, small sock, sock, sock, sock Dobby, you are so annoying Why don't you go away? When life sucks big time, very very big time, will socks help you? - Nay All you do is give me a sock All you do is give me a pity sock Yellow sock, sunny sock, happy sock
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Sock (longer version) 02:02
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Dobby wants to give you a sock Dobby wants to give you a sock Dobby wants to give you a sock Dobby always messes things up Red sock, green sock, blue sock, orange sock, striped sock, spotty sock, sock Wool sock, cotton sock, furry sock, long sock, small sock, sock, sock, sock Dobby, you are so annoying Why don't you go away? When life sucks big time, very very big time, will socks help you? - Nay All you do is give me a sock All you do is give me a pity sock Yellow sock, sunny sock, happy sock

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My second album with most of the songs including guitar and some alterations to the books :p Lots of this made as improvisation.

The album also included parts 1-4 of Impro Ficsong, which you can find over here: roomofwhateva.bandcamp.com/album/impro-ficsong

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released December 16, 2010

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Hi! This page is for my wizard rock mostly. I'd love suggestions for covers, song ideas, or if you want me to make you a song, I probably will :p Check out what's new on Facebook or Twitter. My original music here: khuurawavebase.bandcamp.com

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