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Covers and Remakes

by Room of Whateva

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You messed up in Potions yesterday Everyone still thinks you're really great Except Snape You messed up in Potions yesterday Everyone still thinks you're really great Seems that you're impossible to hate Unlike Snape and me You messed up in Potions once again You never have to hide, lie or pretend You always seem to get the happy end Unlike Snape and me We always have to pay the fee Every discrepancy is subdued The same rules do not apply to you You Gryffindor god Saviour of the world Every life is hard But we're the ones who will stay hurt Gryffindor god Saviour of the world Every life is hard But we're the ones who will stay hurt People like Snape and me
2.
Going to Severus Snape coz I gotta save Draco Going to Severus Snape coz he's the only one I know (who can help) x2 And my sister says she'd give up her sons to the Dark Lord x3 But she ain't got no sons She don't know how it feels I don't eat anymore I don't breathe anymore I can't dream anymore since Lucius went away And my sister She feels the Dark Mark burn on her arm in her heart on her mind in her soul She says: "I love the Dark Lord oh baby I love the Dark Lord I could I could have his baby" x2 But she ain't got no sons She don't know how it feels (Nothing) Yeah there's nothing nothing nothing nothing that I wouldn't say anymore No one no one no one I wouldn't beg to on my knees anymore Nothing nothing nothing that I wouldn't do anymore (Nothing) Hey Voldemort Come knocking on my door Wanna take another baby from its mother's arms? Hey Voldemort Keep faith in me, be sure The day you have victory I lie "Is Draco alive?" "Yes" (Potter is dead) Nothing nothing nothing that I wouldn't say anymore (Potter is dead) Nothing nothing nothing that I wouldn't do anymore (Potter is dead) Nothing nothing nothing that I wouldn't say anymore ("My Lord, Potter is dead!") Nothing nothing nothing that I wouldn't do anymore
3.
Everybody raise your wands Everybody raise your wands Everybody My dad is rich Your dad is dead My dad is rich Your dad is dead Oh it's a bliss Your dad is dead My dad is rich My dad is rich Your dad is dead Everybody look at me coz I'm motherfucking rich My dad is rich Your dad is dead Look at me coz I'm motherfucking motherfucking rich Oh yeah I'm motherfucking rich And it's a fucking bliss My dad is always here to open all my doors You have to call a Patronus just to catch a glimpse of yours Mama says she loves me When she tucks me into bed How's your mommy doing in the Mirror of the dead (your mommy is dead) Mirror of Erised (your mommy is dead) I don't need to look into it (my mommy loves me) I already got all I wish My dad is rich And it's a bliss My dad is rich That's all I need My dad is rich Oh it's a bliss Your dad is dead And I am motherfuckin rich I am motherfuckin rich You might be a hero but I'm rich Motherfuckin rich Your dad is on his journey To the great beyond When you're dueling you might see him come out of someone else's wand You may have freed our House-Elf Brought doubt to our family name But your parents still got toasted by a big green glowing flame Big green beautiful flame I'm riding on my Nimbus doing flimps and shit You're falling off your Firebolt Dementors on your dick Oh they try to kiss you You're a stupid git My dad is rich My dad is rich motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker My dad is rich motherfucker Don't you ever forget Oh how could you now My dad is rich And I got your weapon right here I love my mum I love my dad too We all love Lord Voldemort and money Money most of all Oh money Shut the fuck up Potter Potter Shut the fuck up Potter My daddy is rich Fuck Potter I am rich motherfucker Fuck Potter Got the Snitch motherfucker I'm on the block with my boys motherfucker You're sucking cock on your knees motherfucker Oh oh I hope you like it too I hope you like it too It's all you can do coz My dad is rich Your dad is dead Everybody look at me coz I'm motherfuckin motherfuckin rich My dad is rich Your dad is dead My dad is rich Your dad is dead (oh yeah I like to say it) Hay ma if you could see me now Shoe pressed up against Potter's brow Gonna fly the broom to the moon somehow I have money money I can build a fuckin rocket too My dad is rich Your dad is dead I dont even need magic coz my dad is rich I've got money I've got fuck fuck fuckin Fuckin lots of money I don't like Muggles But I don't care if I was a fuckin Muggle I dont need magic I have money Money My dad You Your dad is dead Your dad is dead
4.
Yeah Let's do this Draco Malfoy, why the long face? Don't you wanna fuck all those hot Slytherin babes? Harry Potter, what's your deal? Did you notice something down there you have never seen before? Draco Malfoy, you have a problem Pansy was waiting, you couldn't get it up oh Harry Potter, I think you got a sign When you are with Ginny you've got something else in mind Gimme 2 guesses (One) Do you wish that she was blonde? (Two) Do you wish that she was not a girl? Draco and Harry *ahem* Luckily the Whomping Willow's a tree so it can't see that Draco and Harry now lustfully F-U-C-K-I-N-G right there Right there It's all right It's okay It's all right That's what we say Just go for it C'mon, you want to Go for it boy Go for it (You want him, you want him...)
5.
Padfoot is my name They call me a murderer Harry is a twelve-year-old boy who called me his pa a a a a a a a a pa but I wanted to be his bro o o o o o o o bro Here's a list of all the things that have just sucked real hard in my life: Parents were cruel, they believed in just money not love My bro was a Death Eater, pureblood maniacs all my relatives I found a family with the Potters but then they were ripped off coz you see, Wormtail that fucking traitor deserves no mercy He sold them to Lord Voldemort and they blamed me I spent twelve years in hell with life-sucking demons When I got back he 'scaped brought back Voldy again I was stuck in the place I hated all alone, all them after me, couldn't give Harry the home that I wanted, no, I had to put up with frigging idiots like Snivellus The greatest bastard to ever walk this earth If you want pity him coz of his tales, just remember that his information killed James Padfoot is my name They call me a murderer It would take a thousand dark Dementors crawling in a circle around me to stop me saving my bro o o o o o o o bro Harry believe me I won't go o o o o o o o go (yeah I'm your loyal man, things won't get out of hand) Coz you're my bro o o o o o o o bro Harry believe me I won't go o o o o o o o go
6.
I'm not gonna fear anymore I'm not gonna fight anymore It ain't uncertain how this will end The final curtain took them away But I will always mend Coz one thing that I got One thing that they got too is one thing that we got Gonna get through this all You cannot AK love You cannot Imperio love You cannot Crucio love You cannot curse the love And that's why we save Ginny Weasley from the Basilisk That's why we save the school from all the unseen horrors That's why we save Ginny Weasley from the Basilisk That's why we save the school again and again and again and again because Hagrid is good to hug Hagrid is full of love Got get, go get stuck in his beard He won't mind coz he loves And one that I got One thing that we, we got This one thing that we got Gonna get through this all You cannot AK love You cannot Imperio love You cannot Crucio love You cannot, cannot stop You cannot stop the love You cannot stop the love Love Voldemort can't stop the love
7.
ALBUS Don't wanna tell him But I must tell him Don't wanna tell him But I must tell him Don't wanna tell him But I must tell him Don't wanna tell him How can I tell him That Voldemort made Horcruxes that are part of his soul And his soul's split into seven and its hidden in these objects In the end it's him who must go find them and destroy them That's not something you can easily explain SEVERUS Don't wanna tell him But I must tell him Don't wanna tell him But I must tell him Don't wanna tell him But I must tell him Don't wanna tell him How can I tell him That his mother Lily was my best friend in the world But I couldn't save her, and he too will get hurt Coz he's the seventh Horcrux, he must die, no other way That's not something you can easily explain Ooh! He is on his own Ooh! Gotta finish this alone He is just a boy, he can't carry this burden Albus, we can't do this ALBUS Severus, you must tell him SEVERUS Don't wanna tell him ALBUS But you must tell him SEVERUS Don't wanna tell him ALBUS But you must tell him SEVERUS Don't wanna tell him ALBUS But you must tell him SEVERUS Don't wanna tell him ALBUS Make sure you tell him
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HARRY I wanna tell him But I can't tell him How can I tell him That Voldemort made horcruxes that are part of his soul And his soul's split into seven and its hidden in these objects And we've come back to Hogwarts so that we can find the last one That's not something you can easily explain HERMIONE I wanna tell him But I can't tell him How can I tell him We snuck into the Ministry to try to find a locket But Umbridge had it hidden And then someone blew our cover And we spent six months camping in the forest all alone And Ron left us abandoned but then he soon returned That's not something you can easily explain TRIO Oooooh! We are on our own Ohhhhh! Gotta finish this alone Dumbledore left us with a secret task So Neville we are sorry, but please don't ask RON I wanna tell him But I can't tell him How can I tell him
9.
Come on wizards and witches, turn on your radios Say the password if you want to hear some news 'Cause what we do is break through the shadows To stand up and to say we're anything but fools We are River, Royal and Romulus We are here if you wonder who to trust We are Dumbledore's men through and through So listen to our advice and spread the word Stay safe Be aware We're in this together Stay safe Be aware Support young Potter Come on Muggleborn, Purebloods and Squibs, gather up Forget all your old quarrels and fight your prejudice 'Cause when you're not united you want to give up Together we can try to overcome darkness We are River, Royal and Romulus We are here if you wonder who to trust We are Dumbledore's men through and through So listen to our advice and spread the word Stay safe Be aware We're in this together Stay safe Be aware Support young Potter ('cause he's sexy)

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I'm gathering here all the covers/remakes/parodies I make of other bands' wizard rock songs

These remakes are based on:
"Draco and Harry" by the Whomping Willows
"Hagrid Is My Name" by Lily and James
"The Weapon", "Save Ginny Weasley", "Accio Hagrid" and "Voldemort Can't Stop the Rock" by Harry and the Potters
"Needlessly Complicated" from The Final Battle -musical by Lena Gabrielle
"My Dad Is Rich (On A Boat)" by Swish and Flick
"My Dad Is Rich" and "Potions Yesterday" by Draco and the Malfoys
"Potterwatch" by The Basilisk In Your Pasta
"Narcissa Unleashed" by Nagini

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released December 6, 2011

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Room of Whateva Finland

Hi! This page is for my wizard rock mostly. I'd love suggestions for covers, song ideas, or if you want me to make you a song, I probably will :p Check out what's new on Facebook or Twitter. My original music here: khuurawavebase.bandcamp.com

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