Lil boy Potter thinks he’s so much hotter than me I’ll show him how hot I am Potter is not hotter but Potter is so cute I’d like to take him for a flight on my broom My long smooth broom Listen to me boy, I am a Malfoy I am hotter, hotter than you Potter Do you wanna take a ride on my broom Potter?

Yeah Let's do this Draco Malfoy, why the long face? Don't you wanna f*** all those hot Slytherin babes? Harry Potter, what's your deal? Did you notice something down there you have never seen before? Draco Malfoy, you have a problem Pansy was waiting, you couldnt get it up oh Harry Potter, I think you got a sign When you are with Ginny you've got something else in mind Gimme 2 guesses (One) Do you wish that she was blonde? (Two) Do you wish that she was not a girl? Draco and Harry - Luckily the Whomping Willow's a tree so it can't see that Draco and Harry now lustfully F***I-N-G right there Right there It's all right It's okay It's all right That's what we say Just go for it C'mon, you want to Go for it boy Go for it (You want him, you want him...)

I heard your kiss with her was wet It didn't go as you planned Listen boy, you won't regret if you come and hold my hand We could have a pet snake coz owls are kind of lame We could start our own Quidditch team make some money with your fame We could hit the wizard rock charts everyone would shout our name We'd do Oscar worthy parts in gay films, have a TV show So c'mon don't be with Cho I would love Love you forever I would love Love you forever Red and green go well together We could have a pet snake coz owls are kind of lame We could start our own Quidditch team make some money with our fame We could hit the wizard rock charts everyone would scream our name We'd do Oscar worthy parts in gay films, have a TV show So c'mon don't be with Cho She ain't got gold I have lots of gold You have lots of gold and we will make more gold

What? How did I end up here? It's frigging cold in here. Dark, misty, the blue misty trees. Yes, it's the forest again. Was it a Portkey? I don't remember a Portkey. Though I don't remember since the 7th Firewhiskey I drank so... Okay, I'm not sure if I wanna be here now. It's very late and I think I hear something. Yeah I definetely hear something... "Show yourself! Who are you? What do you want? I'm Harry Potter!" Oh oh! Potter! Oh Potter I wish I would meet you here Oh my Potter I have something I wanna say Whoo I was so disappointed when you didn't come to me last night Ooh Potter, why Potter I thought we agreed that you would be my little toy Can't you remember Potter This is the very place we were on our first date Oh Harry, I wanna call you Harry Please let me call you Harry I wanna feel so close to you I wanna be so close to you I wanna feel what's underneath that Quidditch robe Underneath that Quidditch... grope Underneath your tight cloak Underneath your tight pants I can see that something You've grown since those days Potter The moment when we first met right on this very place I remember it was detention with Fang Oh I don't know how Hagrid told you and me to pair up Maybe because I told him that he would get a lot of dough and a lot of beer and his own dragon stall All the lil dragons there Oh so he paired us up and quite a pair we are We're so hot Oh Potter, can I call you Harry Oh Potter, I wanna call you my lil Hawwy when we do it I hope it's tonight "Um, yeah Draco, I think you misunderstood my lil message." "Oh how come I understood it wrong? Because you wrote to me that if I don't stop sending those Mowlers you're gonna come and pull me down and evaporate my wand." "Yes Draco, I actually meant that I'm going to disarm you, your wand, your actual wooden stick wand." "Oh. Right. Hm. But how come should I have understood it like that? Because you can't deny it, Potter, that the way you look at me, it's like you have this underlying fire that's about to burst and it wants to get into..." "Again, Draco, um, the way I look at you basically says: Get away, you're disturbing me, you're pissing me off, you're not my type, you are pathetic, and that's about it. Oh, and you're a spoiled lil brat. I don't date spoiled lil brats who run to their daddy every time they have some sort of misfortune." "I don't run to my daddy, Potter! I just run to his money. Potter, you can't say that you don't love money." "No, I can't say that I don't love money. But I'm in the fortunate position that I don't have to kiss anyone's ass to get money." "Yes you are, Potter. But I... I think we're so alike. We're so alike, Potter. I just.. I just wanna get to know you, Potter. I just wanna go out and have some fun." "Yeah, okay, I don't quite buy that... but I'm so bored right now that I might say yes." "Oh Potter! Please say yes! Pwease, pweeease say yes Potter pweease..." "I say yes if you promise to stop that." "Whaat?" "Trying to look cute. It doesn't work for me." "What? I'm not trying to look cute! I'm just...a sexy man. I'm a very very sexy man. And so are you, by the way." "Why don't we go, Draco?" "Oh yes yes, where should we go? Do you have your broomstick? I'd so like to ride with you on a broomstick." "No I don't have my broomstick. I only have my...my... my... where is it?! Okay, sh...fuck, fuck!" "What is it, Potter?" "My wand. Um, I think I left it somewhere. I think I left it in the Leaky Cauldron, yeah. Yeah. And I'd also like to know whatta fuck is going on in here! Like, this is the second time I've been Portkeyed somewhere. Or something. I'm not sure if it's a Portkey coz I don't see any kind of Portkey here. The first time it happened I was at... the Leaky Cauldron. The Leaky Cauldron! Someone in the Leaky Cauldron is just fucking around, and I wanna no why, coz no one fucks around with Harry Potter!" "Aaah, you're so hot! When you're like...you got some balls! Ooh balls..." "Draco. Advice. Turn it down a bit. Coz that's really not the way to go." "Oooh, so what is the way to go then, Harry?" "Also, don't call me Harry. Only my pals get to call me Harry. And also Albus but he's an excepting coz unfortunately he has the power to kick my butt." "Okay, Mr Potter, shall we go now? How about...Floo?" "Yeah, I think that's the easiest way. Come on, let's go." "Oooh. Hehe. Ah. Right behind you, Mr Potter." Oh yeah I'm getting to the Leaky Cauldron with with my Mr Mr Potter Oh I've never been on a second date with him but tonight something's gonna happen I know Tonight I'm gonna make it oh He's a bit, bit lil bit shy Oh I dunno why oh I dunno why he rejects me time after time I think it's becoz he's so full of lust that he can't No he can't stop himself thinking about me So he has to fake it oh He has a reputation to hold on to He cannot stick to one man only But I wanna be his only only only one I think after couple of years he will melt in my arms And he'll finally see that I'm the best coz Slytherins do the best I'm the best Draco rocks and does it best He will see that I can - I can - and I can - I can do, oh I can do anything he wants me to (anything oh boy) Anything he wants me to Anything he wants me to Harry Harry, don't go, be merry I'll be merry Oh Harry Harry, we're gonna marry I'm gonna marry you Oh I'm gonna carry you through the miseries the other boys make you go through I'm gonna marry you (no one is gonna hurt you baby) It's gonna be so true I let no one no one no one hurt you I will let no one hurt you baby So please say yes or even just a maybe You're gonna notice Potter that this was the best decision you've ever made

Draco smirks on the platform Draco is on the train Draco kicks on the train and Draco lies on a lap on the train Harry lies in the armchair Harry lies on the seat Harry flies on his broom and Harry flies on his broom on the Quidditch pitch Why don't you boys just... Draco feeling the stone floor Draco over the sink Draco cries in the bathroom Draco feeling rather weak Feeling rather weak Potter says he's weak Potter says he's... Harry is busy with the broom practise on the Quidditch pitch Harry is busy with the mysteries that lie underneath Harry is busy, too busy with his friend Ron and Hermione does all his homework but still he's He's too busy to see that someone's still waiting on that train that September day their hand reached out Harry runs from the fire Harry runs for his life Harry saves all his friends and Harry takes him behind him on the broom "Finally I'm flying with my hero, with my love I've been waiting for this day It's beautiful like a lil dove I'm holding you My one true love" Harry saved his lil ass again He saved his lil ass again He saved Draco's lil ass again He saved him again Why don't you boys just...

Draco smirks on the platform Draco is on the train Draco kicks on the train and Draco lies on a lap on the train Harry lies in the armchair Harry lies on the seat Harry flies on his broom and Harry flies on his broom on the Quidditch pitch Why don't you boys just... Draco feeling the stone floor Draco over the sink Draco cries in the bathroom Draco feeling rather weak Feeling rather weak Potter says he's weak Potter says he's... Harry is busy with the broom practise on the Quidditch pitch Harry is busy with the mysteries that lie underneath Harry is busy, too busy with his friend Ron and Hermione does all his homework but still he's He's too busy to see that someone's still waiting on that train that September day their hand reached out Harry runs from the fire Harry runs for his life Harry saves all his friends and Harry takes him behind him on the broom "Finally I'm flying with my hero, with my love I've been waiting for this day It's beautiful like a lil dove I'm holding you My one true love" Harry saved his lil ass again He saved his lil ass again He saved Draco's lil ass again He saved him again Why don't you boys just...

You expect me to Expelliarmus you You think I'm soft like a kitten There is no time to hate I won't hesitate to make things go away so listen I'm over the angst, I'm over the scrolls I'm over this silly act of yours I'm over the angst, I'm over the scrolls I'm sick of this act of yours so come or go You expect me to Expelliarmus you You want me to I'm over the angst I'm over the scrolls (oh what do they know) I'm over the assumption they think I should believe I'm over the news, I'm all over the news It's so unimportant You expect me to Expelliarmus you You want me to Expelliarmus you (You expect me to, too, kitten) (Just come, just go) So come or go

You messed up in Potions yesterday Everyone still thinks you're really great Except Snape You messed up in Potions yesterday Everyone still thinks you're really great Seems that you're impossible to hate Unlike Snape and me You messed up in Potions once again You never have to hide, lie or pretend You always seem to get the happy end Unlike Snape and me We always have to pay the fee Every discrepancy is subdued The same rules do not apply to you You Gryffindor god Saviour of the world Every life is hard But we're the ones who will stay hurt Gryffindor god Saviour of the world Every life is hard But we're the ones who will stay hurt People like Snape and me

"Where are you? Where are you, boy? Wanna see you I might just take this map my daddy had Where are you? Oh, you're walking down the corridor on the seventh floor Oh wait, why are you heading to the tower of Gryffindor?" "Albus Severus I don't think that your name is ridiculous even though every Slytherin says that your dad was crazy to name you like that Albus Severus you're someone I'd never throw a curse upon I think your bro's a git but you I like Would you spend some time with me tonight?" "Where are you taking me, Scorpius?" "Well, it doesn't matter as long as I'm with you" "I like you" "I like you too"