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Impro Ficsong Chapter 3 - Hermy at Common Room

from Impro Ficsong by Room of Whateva

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At the same time at Hogwarts, Gryffindor tower, Common Room. Hermione Granger just finished her homework for the following three weeks and she's back to noticing the real world.
And suddenly she feels a strange feeling. Very strange feeling.

"Oh, oh Merlin, Ronnie!"

"What?"

"Have you seen Harry?"

"Well, I saw him yesterday."

"Yesterday? But you haven't seen him today?"

"Um, no."

"Well, that's unacceptable!"

"Why?"

"Because he's out there and you should have his back! If he's out there, like, battling some evil lord then you should be out there with him!”

"Um, Hermione, Harry doesn't do that kind of stuff anymore."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, you know how Harry has said that he's gonna go and check out some clue for the latest dark plot he's discovered."

"Yeah, he's said that many times, like almost every night."

"Yeah well, he hasn't been out there checking any clues. At least not clues for an evil plot."

"What? So where has he been?"

"Ummm, I can't tell you."

"You can't tell me? Ronnie, we can tell each other everything. We're like best friends."

"Um, Hermione, we're not best friends. Harry's my best friend."

"Oh. Oh, I see. You're best friends and I'm just a nobody. And all this time I've saved your little asses from death and pain and other types of tight situations, it's been like nothing to you.”

"Um..."

"Yeah, why don't you and Harry have your little club, and I just... I just go away."

"Um, yeah, whatever."

"Yeah, you could at least pretend that you care if I'm not your friend anymore. And you could just...go away. Just go away!"

"Um, this is the Common Room and I like to hang out in here so I..."

"Yeah, whatever, you own the place, you own everything, you have Harry, you have everything, so whatever, I just... I just go now."

"Um, whatever you say."

Ronnie... is a piece of... he's a piece of... yeah, and this song is not about Ron. This song is about

Harry, Harry, where are you Harry?
How can you leave without telling me your plan?
How can you leave without having me as your right hand?

Harry, where are you?
Harry could be in danger, in grave danger.
He could be battling trolls, hiding from vampires.
He could be all alone, hiding from Voldy.
Harry's in trouble.

He could be battling trolls, hiding from vampires.
He could be all alone, tortured and captured.
Harry, where did you go?
You didn't even take the two-way-mirror with you.
You didn't even take your cloak with you.
You didn't even take your wand with you.

Oh shit. Harry doesn't have his wand with him. Coz his wand is right there on my bed. Why is his wand on my bed?

Oh s***. Think Hermione, think! Apparition...no. Dumbledore! Of course Dumbledore isn't as efficient as I am but in this case I think he's my best option.

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from Impro Ficsong, released February 14, 2011

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