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Impro Ficsong Chapter 4 - Harry at DoM

from Impro Ficsong by Room of Whateva

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So my next stop at the Ministry was the place that many think is the most interesting in the whole Ministry: The Department of Mysteries.
And what a mysterious place it is.

There are many rooms that not many people have been in but as I'm Harry Potter I’ve of course been in most of them. Without permission of course. But let me tell you, well you know, you've read the books: The Department of Mysteries is a f***ing creepy place.

There's a room for love.
A room for love.
There's a locked room for love.
I'm Harry Potter so I could take any guy I want
to the Room of Love
on Valentine's Day.

There's a locked room for love.
And they say you can never open that door
because if you do it would be too much.
But that makes me wonder
what's so dangerous about love?

I bet those Unspeakables are just busy working with love..
Busy working at love...
And by "working" I mean, um, ahem...
yeah. I don't think I wanna sing any more about this subject.
But there are other rooms too, like...

There's an open room for death.
Anyone can walk just in and see, oh,
because the Death Room looks like an amphitheatre
so it's designed for spectators.
And there's this archway in the middle of the room.
If you go through it you die.
And there's room for hundreds of people to watch you die.
So, what's that about?

But then there's the Time Room
with hundreds of clocks and time devices including Time Turners.
Or was, before we kind of destroyed the place.
And speaking of destruction...

There's a huge hall.
This huge hall contains nothing because it was full of prophecy balls - dozens of shelves, well, hundreds of shelves
filled with prophecy balls
before we went in and we decided (well, I decided)
to take this prophecy (well, it had my name on it)
and then the suckers came around
and there was a fight over that little ball.
Funny how little balls can cause so much destruction.

Anyhoo, so there's an empty hall, a huge empty hall.
They're trying to rent it for some wizard events.
Well, I have an idea.

We could have an awesome, the most awesome wizard party!
And I would sing all night long!
I would sing because I'm Harry
and everyone wants to hear me sing.
But I'm kind of sick of those girls
who faint and scream and basically
are a great source of annoyance,
and if I needed annoyance, like to piss of the Dursleys
then I would totally dig if they were out there.

But when I wanna have an awesome party
I don't wanna hear like dozens of girls screaming my name.
Coz it distracts me from my music
and the guys I'm trying to spot in the audience.
There aren't many, but there are some, and you know who you are, and we'll see you at the next show...
You know where to come afterwards...

Anyhoo, the hall at the Ministry used to be Prophecy Hall,
now it's just a place for rent.

So, there was one more room I went to. And it's the room I always go to when I go to the DoM and the reason is obvious.

It's the Outer Space Room!
When you jump you just float in the air!
The Outer Space Room!
You can kick yourself to the roof
except that there is no roof.
So you might wanna hold down that kicking
so you don't fly away
like my auntie once flew
like a balloon.
Don’t fly away!

It’s the Outer Space Room!
When you jump you don’t fall to the ground,
you just float up and up!
Be sure not to kick too hard because
if you just rise and rise you might end up very far.

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from Impro Ficsong, released February 14, 2011

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