Yeahhhh
I'm Albus I'm Albus I'm Albus Dumbledore
I'm Albus I'm Albus I'm Albus Dumbledore

I was a wizard rock star in my youth
I got chicks screaming my name
Oh chicks chicks, I don't care, lame
Oh chick chicks screaming my name
Oh chicks, I couldn't care less, it's lame lame coz

I like the fellas
Like the fellas in beautiful ways
I like the fellas
I like the fellas in gentle gentle ways

I, I was offered the position of Minister for Magic
Can you believe it? Oh Minister for Magic

All of them know about my thing
It's no secret
I never will keep it in a box
Keep it in a box
Coz then I just say Nox
If they try to complain about my thing
They know I make them suffer oh yes
They know they know they know I make them suffer oh yes

They got no idea what kind of spells I can do
Well oh well
They got some idea what kind of spells I can do

They can't mess with me
They they they can't mess with Albus
Albus Wulfric Brian
Albus Albus Wulfric Brian

Want some love love
It's hard to find when I am so isolated
They forget me

I never wanted to be a big big star
But somehow somehow I got pretty pretty far
I keep here at Hogwarts
Oh I I I I make sure that no little girl of boy
is hurt of because of the kind of joy the like

I'm Albus
Oh fellas oh fellas I got my thing
No little girl or boy, witch or wizard, will ever suffer
I have their back on this oh
I'll have their back on this oh

This is a new era
New era like it was before when this school was built
Gryffindor and Slytherin were best friends
Oh I know, more than best friends

They accepted each other
They accepted each other's flaws and
They accepted each other cores and
They accepted it all

Salazar just couldn't take it
He was different, he couldn't make it
So we fell to a dark age

And then lil brats like Tom came along

I tried to help him but he wouldn't stick to my advice
He had his thing and it got sick, I couldn't comply

But it's a new age
And we'll bring this new age
We'll bring this new ace
I have faith in Harry Potter

Each one of us has this journey of combining the Houses
It starts from choosing our own
Then we clash with the others,
especially the one that feels the most opposite
But we'll get there, each one of us
And some don't, like Tom
But Tom is gone, for now at least

Yeah I would've made an awesome Minister for Magic
But that was not my place
This is, Hogwarts,
My Hogwarts United
When I realized that
I couldn't care less about the Hallows anymore