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It was a dark
dark
really dark
evening
Everyone at Hogwarts
was asleep
except one
one little boy
The one little boy
who never got enough credit
in the books at first
until he became
a sort of a hero in book 7
But this story is not about that event
This story happened a long before
this boy was thought to be cool
But this story proves
that he was cool
way before we knew of it
Way before
Hello, I'm Neville
and I wanna be
as cool as Harry Potter
So I'm gonna sneak out at night
I told Harry to not sneak out at night
That was only because I didn't want
him to get into awesome adventures
Coz I wanna get in awesome adventures
I wanna be the star
of Gryffindor
So right before
they closed the door
The front door of the castle
I slipped through the doorway
And no one noticed
coz I stole Harry's Invisibility cloak
Invisibility cloaks are cool and helpful
Anyhoo,
I decided that I wanna
wanna wanna get into
the Forbidden Forest
coz there are dangers
you can't imagine
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I tried to sneak
so quietly
past Hagrid's House
but then
then I heard a bark
It was Fang
He woke up
Fang
was barking like a mad
mad wolf
Then Hagrid woke up
I was out of luck
I heard him running behind me
but he didn't catch me
So I
I reached the forest
It was dark
I was a little bit scared
but I decided that
was gonna make it because
was gonna make it because
I had something
that would defeat
any Werewolves or Dementors
or horrible horrible
horrible monsters
horrible monsters
I had the Sword of Gryffindor!
I had the Sword of Gryffindor!
I once saw it
in Dumbledore's office
and then when he was, um, in the bathroom
I took it and hid it
under my bed
And now you wonder
why Sirius Black didn't take that sword
when he ransacked our dorm
Well, here's how that happened
You see, I didn't really
lose the list of passwords
I was on my way to Gryffindor tower
when this furry black dog
came running towards me
It was wagging its tail
and sniffing my hand
and it even gave paw when I asked
It was adorable
And I said
Are you lost, little dog?
Have you lost your way?
Oh you can come and stay with me
In the dorm you can sleep
in my bed
It will be nice
and there's a fireplace
if you're cold
if you're cold
Come with me, little dog
We can be the best of friends
Come with me, little dog
We can swim in the lake in summer
Oh bummer
There's that Giant Squid
It's not really safe
But anyway
We can play all day
play all day
play all day
Won't you come and stay?
After I said this
the dog stopped wagging its tail
It gave me a very sad look
It turned around
and poof!
It turned into a man
A very sad man
He told me who he was
He told me his whole tragic lifestory
and how I was the first person
since James to be nice to him
And then he told me
that he was here to kill a rat
And I was like
"Wouldn't you want anything else to eat?"
And he was like
that it was about a revenge
And I would've said that revenge is no good
but at that point he was already
pointing his wand at me
so I had to basically shut up
and do what he said
He told me to stay where I was
and he started walking away
But then he stopped and turned around and said
"Why do you look so sad?"
"Coz I liked the dog
And I can't have it now"
He smiled at me
and asked where my bed and stuff were
in the dorm
and promised not to touch any of them
Before he went he said
"It's a shame you're not Harry
coz you're such a great guy"
I waited until he was out of sight
and then... I just had to sing
I won Harry Potter
I won Harry Potter
I won Harry Harry
I'm a great guy
I won Harry Potter
I won Harry Potter
I am better than
better than Potter Potter
I won Harry Potter
I won Harry Harry
I'm I'm
I'm a great guy
He said I'm a great guy
He said I'm a great guy
He said I'm better than Harry Harry Harry
He said I'm better than Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry
I rock!
So that's why I still have the sword
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Anyhoo, so I was
In the dark forest
All alone
In the dark forest
Far from home
Oh yes
And I heard a noise behind me
A little crack
I turned around
Took out the sword
And said:
"I am Neville Big Longbottom
I'm gonna kill you
Whatever you are, monster
Don't try anything"
It was a giant Spideycorn
It was a giant Spideycorn
And Spideycorn is, well um
Well, it's half unicorn and half spider
And you want wonder how that's possible but…
it's a long story so I'm not gonna get into that right now
A horrible Spideycorn
With eight legs and a dozen horns
It kicked the sword right out of my hand
I pulled out my wand and screamed:
"Reducio!"
Then it turned into the cutest
Little Spideycorn
You would have wanted to take it home
This cutest
So cute
This little Spideycorn
Just four inches tall
A perfect pet for us all
So I put it in my pocket
Oh yeah
So I got this little new friend
And I thought that this
This scary forest
Was way too, way too dangerous for my little Spideycorn
So I
I hopped out of the Forbidden Forest
And then I felt that
I was kind of thirsty
And hungry
But I couldn't go back to the castle
So I decided to try this little pathway Sirius had told me about
So I walked to the Whomping Willow
But I didn't know how
How I was gonna be able to get past it
I thought for a while
And then
I decided to try my favorite spell
So I said:
"Hey, Whompy
Are you sad?
Has the life been treating you bad?
Hey, Whompy
Do you wanna have some fun?
Or at least feel some joy
Well, enjoy:
Ridiculus!"
Oh Whompy started shaking
Like someone was ticking it
Oh Whompy started shaking
It lifted all its branches
And I sneaked under into the hole
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So I was in the tunnel
It was dark
I felt my Spideycorn tremble in my pocket
Like it was sensing something evil
In the tunnel
And it wasn't wrong
Coz very soon
A dark shadow
Appeared in front of me
It was approaching me
I tried to grasp my sword
Which I
Then I realized I had forgotten in the forest
So I
I took out my wand
But I was too slow
My wand was dropped
And the next thing I know
This person was
Raising its
Raising its
Raising its, um... walking stick?
It said:
"You, fool, who enters my realm!
You, fool, will meet a horrible end!
Stand back!
Go back where you belong!
You shall not pass!!"
"Um, dude, wrong movie"
"Uhh, I know
I just like doing that
It's kind of boring alone
Abandoned by your brother
Who is the awesomest wizard of the fricking world
I don't think so, but he think so
And everyone else think so
So, like, what I
What I say doesn't, it doesn't fricking matter
Never mattered
It never mattered when he
He did what he did
He loved that dude
He wanted to be with that dude
Well, I have nothing against with him being…
Well I have nothing against with him having intimate relationships with that dude
But seriously, the dude was Crazee
And that dude made him crazy, too"
"Okay, I don't really know what you're talking about but…Who are you?"
"Well, you state your name first, boy"
"I'm Neville Longbottom
Neville Big Longbottom
Like, you can call me Big
Coz that's pretty much what I like to be called but no one does it coz I'm kind of a loser in the school and"
"Yea, okay, tell your worries to Merlin coz I don't care
My name is Aberforth
Aberforth Dumbledore"
"Wow! You're a Dumbledore
I mean… Wow, you're a Dumbledore"
"Yea, I'm a Dumbledore
Wonder why no one has ever heard of me?
Coz my selfish idiot brother steals the spotlight
Every fricking time"
"Oh, I'm sorry
You know, I totally understand
Coz in the school, there's that Harry Potter
And everyone thinks he's awesome
And he kinda gets all the attention
And nobody
Nobody ever
Ever notices me
And I w…"
"Boy, didn't I tell you to not start opening up to me?
I mean, you're just a kid
What do you know about life?
And suffering?"
"Well, I…"
"Yea yea, whatever
So what are you doing in this tunnel at this time of night?"
You're not supposed to be here
It's dangerous
I guess I have to take you with me
Coz otherwise my Brothaa will come
And yap and yap and yap to me
About how I let one his students
Wandering in the dark tunnel at night
So, come now, boy
We're going to the Hog's Head"
"Ha, yo, Hog's Head!
I'm gonna drink, like
10 butterbeers
And then like
5 firwhiskeys
And then like…"
"Boy, you're not gonna drink anything
You're a kid
And I own the place
Now c'mon
I've wasted enough time"
The man turned around
And started walking
But I didn't follow him
I picked my wand off the ground
And yelled:
"Ridiculus!"
And yelled another "Ridiculus!"
And yelled a third "Ri-di-culous!"
He fell on his knees
Laughing like a madman
I ran
Ran past him
All the way to the Hog's Head
And I poured myself
A firewhiskey
Another firewhiskey
A third firewhiskey
A fourth firewh–isk-ee
A fi..fifth firewhiskee
A si… I don't…
I'm not sure how many firewhiskeys I kinda..
I'm.. dr.. unk like um like oh
Oh, you're so cute, baby
You're so cute
You're so sw… You're totally
You're totally awesome and I like
I like you're totally.. ju… suc..such a great dude like like
Like like
I love you man
I love you
*snores*
"Ugh.. Eh… Get off
Get off!
Get off my face!
Whatta fuck
Whatta fuck"
"Hahahaha"
"Whatta fuck are you doing man??"
"Hahahahaha"
"I was having a great time"
"Whatta fuuuck"
"Ahahahahaha"
"Ron, man
What's so funny?
Ron, man whatta fuck did you do man??"
"You might wanna check the mirror"
"Whatta fuuuuuu "
"Hahahaha
Neville is an idiot
He tries to be so cool
But Neville stays an idiot
He ends up looking like a fool
Every night he dreams
Of going on some stupid adventures
But tonight he screams
Coz we put
We put
Chocolate Frogs in his hair
Chocolate Frogs in his hair
Chocolate Frogs in his hair
He's got Chocolate Frogs in his hair
He's got Chocolate Frogs stuck in his hair
He's got Chocolate Frogs stuck in his hair
He's got Chocolate Frogs smashed in his hair
Hahaha Neville sucks"
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The Spideycorn Song
02:13
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Are you tired of owls?
They poop everywhere
How about meows?
Does your cat
seem that it just doesn't care?
Toads are kind of slimy
And rats just run too fast
We might have an offer
that you just cannot pass
You can get your own
tiny tiny
Spidey Spidey
Spideycorn!
It is so very
lovely lovely
lively lively
funny little pet!
You gonna love this
tiny tiny
Spidey Spidey
Spideycorn!
Small enough to fit a
pocket pocket
Take it take it
everywhere you go
It cuddles in your bed
Dances with eight legs
With dozen horns you think it might
pick a fight but it won't
It easily gets cold
Come and take it home
Your very own Spidey Spidey
Your very own
tiny tiny
Spidey Spidey
Spideycorn!
It is so very
lovely lovely
lively lively
funny little pet!
You gonna love this
tiny tiny
Spidey Spidey
Spideycorn!
Small enough to fit your
pocket pocket
Take it take it
everywhere you go
Chords:
Verse:
G G D D
Am Am D D
G G D D
Am Am D D
Chorus:
G Am C D
G Am C D
G Am C D
G Am C D G
Bridge:
G D G D
G D Am D C D
C C D D
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