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Impro Ficsong Chapter 2 - Harry at Ministry

from Impro Ficsong by Room of Whateva

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So, at the Ministry of Magic there are many fun things to do. Like, well, the first thing is to go to the Office of Regulation of the Magical Creatures, or whatever it's called.

Anyhoo, so that was the first place I went. And at the desk there was this cute little intern who was such a piece of cake. I went to the desk and turned around for a moment and took my most saddest look on my face and then I said to him:

"Oh, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no."

And I said that like, well, for quite long. And then he finally asked:

"What's the matter boy? Have you lost your parents?"

And oh, wouldn't I have wanted to comment on that but instead I stuck to my plan so I said:

"My, my dear. My dearest friend.
My dearest friend in this world and beyond.
My dearest friend, my own little House Elf is gone!

I demand justice to all the House Elves!

House Elves can't be treated like crap.
They give us so much.
House Elves can't be treated like this.
You have to change the laws.

House Elves are the best thing that's ever happened to wizards.
We must repay them everything they've done.

Here is a petition. First signature is by my dear, dear friend who has fought for the rights of the House Elves and now she's demanding you to give them the right to become the Minister for Magic.

We must let them be part of our world!

And we would so much benefit if one of them was to decide the faith of all of us.

This is the idea of the S.P.E.W.,
signed by my dear, dear friend, and intellectual beyond my understanding, Hermione Granger."

The look on the guy's face was priceless, oh. And Hermione would be proud.

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from Impro Ficsong, released February 14, 2011

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