It was a dark
dark
really dark
evening

Everyone at Hogwarts
was asleep
except one
one little boy
The one little boy
who never got enough credit
in the books at first
until he became
a sort of a hero in book 7

But this story is not about that event
This story happened a long before
this boy was thought to be cool
But this story proves
that he was cool
way before we knew of it
Way before

Hello, I'm Neville
and I wanna be
as cool as Harry Potter
So I'm gonna sneak out at night
I told Harry to not sneak out at night
That was only because I didn't want
him to get into awesome adventures
Coz I wanna get in awesome adventures
I wanna be the star
of Gryffindor

So right before
they closed the door
The front door of the castle
I slipped through the doorway
And no one noticed
coz I stole Harry's Invisibility cloak
Invisibility cloaks are cool and helpful

Anyhoo,
I decided that I wanna
wanna wanna get into
the Forbidden Forest
coz there are dangers
you can't imagine
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I tried to sneak
so quietly
past Hagrid's House
but then
then I heard a bark
It was Fang
He woke up
Fang
was barking like a mad
mad wolf

Then Hagrid woke up
I was out of luck
I heard him running behind me
but he didn't catch me

So I
I reached the forest
It was dark
I was a little bit scared
but I decided that
was gonna make it because
was gonna make it because

I had something
that would defeat
any Werewolves or Dementors
or horrible horrible
horrible monsters
horrible monsters
I had the Sword of Gryffindor!
I had the Sword of Gryffindor!

I once saw it
in Dumbledore's office
and then when he was, um, in the bathroom
I took it and hid it
under my bed

And now you wonder
why Sirius Black didn't take that sword
when he ransacked our dorm
Well, here's how that happened

You see, I didn't really
lose the list of passwords
I was on my way to Gryffindor tower
when this furry black dog
came running towards me
It was wagging its tail
and sniffing my hand
and it even gave paw when I asked
It was adorable
And I said

Are you lost, little dog?
Have you lost your way?
Oh you can come and stay with me
In the dorm you can sleep
in my bed
It will be nice
and there's a fireplace
if you're cold
if you're cold

Come with me, little dog
We can be the best of friends
Come with me, little dog
We can swim in the lake in summer
Oh bummer
There's that Giant Squid
It's not really safe
But anyway
We can play all day
play all day
play all day
Won't you come and stay?

After I said this
the dog stopped wagging its tail
It gave me a very sad look
It turned around
and poof!
It turned into a man
A very sad man

He told me who he was
He told me his whole tragic lifestory
and how I was the first person
since James to be nice to him

And then he told me
that he was here to kill a rat
And I was like
"Wouldn't you want anything else to eat?"
And he was like
that it was about a revenge
And I would've said that revenge is no good
but at that point he was already
pointing his wand at me
so I had to basically shut up
and do what he said

He told me to stay where I was
and he started walking away
But then he stopped and turned around and said

"Why do you look so sad?"

"Coz I liked the dog
And I can't have it now"

He smiled at me
and asked where my bed and stuff were
in the dorm
and promised not to touch any of them

Before he went he said

"It's a shame you're not Harry
coz you're such a great guy"

I waited until he was out of sight
and then... I just had to sing

I won Harry Potter
I won Harry Potter
I won Harry Harry
I'm a great guy

I won Harry Potter
I won Harry Potter
I am better than
better than Potter Potter

I won Harry Potter
I won Harry Harry
I'm I'm
I'm a great guy

He said I'm a great guy
He said I'm a great guy
He said I'm better than Harry Harry Harry
He said I'm better than Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry
I rock!

So that's why I still have the sword