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The Adventure of Big Longbottom (Part II)

from The Adventure of Big Longbottom by Room of Whateva

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Anyhoo, so I was
In the dark forest
All alone
In the dark forest
Far from home
Oh yes
And I heard a noise behind me
A little crack
I turned around
Took out the sword
And said:

"I am Neville Big Longbottom
I'm gonna kill you
Whatever you are, monster
Don't try anything"

It was a giant Spideycorn
It was a giant Spideycorn

And Spideycorn is, well um
Well, it's half unicorn and half spider
And you want wonder how that's possible but…
it's a long story so I'm not gonna get into that right now

A horrible Spideycorn
With eight legs and a dozen horns

It kicked the sword right out of my hand
I pulled out my wand and screamed:

"Reducio!"

Then it turned into the cutest
Little Spideycorn
You would have wanted to take it home
This cutest
So cute
This little Spideycorn
Just four inches tall
A perfect pet for us all

So I put it in my pocket
Oh yeah

So I got this little new friend
And I thought that this
This scary forest
Was way too, way too dangerous for my little Spideycorn
So I
I hopped out of the Forbidden Forest
And then I felt that
I was kind of thirsty
And hungry
But I couldn't go back to the castle
So I decided to try this little pathway Sirius had told me about

So I walked to the Whomping Willow
But I didn't know how
How I was gonna be able to get past it
I thought for a while
And then
I decided to try my favorite spell
So I said:

"Hey, Whompy
Are you sad?
Has the life been treating you bad?
Hey, Whompy
Do you wanna have some fun?
Or at least feel some joy
Well, enjoy:
Ridiculus!"

Oh Whompy started shaking
Like someone was ticking it
Oh Whompy started shaking
It lifted all its branches
And I sneaked under into the hole

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from The Adventure of Big Longbottom, released September 8, 2017

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Hi! This page is for my wizard rock mostly. I'd love suggestions for covers, song ideas, or if you want me to make you a song, I probably will :p Check out what's new on Facebook or Twitter. My original music here: khuurawavebase.bandcamp.com

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